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Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 06:17:54 PM » #989
The objective of this game is to murder the ant. In such a horrible way that noone can concive bringing him back.
That maybe a little odd for someone who doesnt know how to play so here is an example.
Moron 1 : I shoot the Ant
Moron 2 : the bullets missed the and but then he was hit by a large blue box
Moron 3: The large blue box was actually red and so was harmless to the Ant for an as of yet unexplained reason. But then he was teleported into an Axe.

And on and on and on.
Anyway to start
I sat on the ant.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:10:37 PM » #998
but he was perfectly aligned with your bum crack and now the gases inside you (from the horrible meal I cooked earlier) poison the ant.

SniperDuck

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:12:48 PM » #1000
Fortunately the poison wasn't lethal. I set fire to the gas burning the ant.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:20:24 PM » #1007
I threw water over him quickly but accidentally drowned him.

Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:37:42 PM » #1011
I recucitate him and then proceed to crush him with my huge fingertips.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

redead

  • February 2012
  • 267 Posts
« July 03, 2012, 04:30:29 AM » #3782
Luckily the water around him was actually a super cooled liquid and withheld the fingertips mighty strength.
Ya

ChuniaC

  • June 2012
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« July 07, 2012, 08:11:17 AM » #3898
I put him in a titanium box with 5 ft. thick 100% titanium walls. And let him die of the lack of oxygen. Ohh did i not mention that it is also a vaccum chamber? in the middle of the sahara desert. at night.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift... That's why they the call it present.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« July 24, 2012, 11:31:05 PM » #4250
I took him to a Justin Bieber concert, says it all to be honest. I almost died too.

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