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SniperDuck

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:14:07 PM » #1001
You do, but then you wake up and realize it was all a dream.
I wish you couldn't roast duck.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:19:19 PM » #1005
Granted, ill boil the duck :3

I wish for a nicer boiled duck.

Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« February 25, 2012, 07:39:54 PM » #1012
You got that but then it was so nice you decided to eat nothing but that ever again. However since the great duck boil of sixety two, there has been only ever one duck. Which you just ate. And then you died of hunger.
I wish for a cup.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 12:57:41 AM » #1018
You are granted  a cup, but it is filled with a watery yellow liquid.

I wish for my avatar to live with me
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SniperDuck

  • September 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 01:56:15 AM » #1020
It eats you.

I wish I had Borderlands 2 already :S

Jequito

  • October 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 04:18:14 AM » #1021
you get borderlands 2 but its a in dev version and it makes your system explode

i wish there was no lag on earth
Since i do not play GMod anymore I have donated my items to Master Mark's museum. Please feel free to check it out here.

I will try to visit this server every now and then but thanks for all the fun you guys have brought me :)

-Jequito

Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 10:39:45 AM » #1025
There was no lag becuase there was no computers.
I wish for myslef to die and go to hell.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 03:12:46 PM » #1035
You die and go to hell, but you are forever burning.

I wish for someone to become a moderator at MoronYard!

Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« February 26, 2012, 05:08:57 PM » #1045
Your wish is granted but the new mod Ab00zes and permabans us all.
I wish for a completly normal, perfectly average pencil that in now way can negativley affect me.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« February 29, 2012, 01:46:24 PM » #1122
You have a pencil, but it is blunt and you do not have anything you can use to sharpen it.

I wish for a pen with unlimited ink that isn't going to kill anyone.

Fro Dough

  • September 2011
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« March 01, 2012, 05:18:09 PM » #1178
The pen Just imprisons you using its pen army.
I wish for my finger to come of, the wond to get infected, for me to die and go to Hell.
I didnt break it the lava did! Honest!
I also made the 3000th post. Anyone who says otherwise will be....puynished.

nonSENSE

  • September 2011
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« March 04, 2012, 01:46:35 PM » #1250
You go to hell but SniperDuck is already waiting for you there, roasting away.

I wish for my exam sessions to be over already...

Willdy

  • September 2011
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« March 04, 2012, 03:53:18 PM » #1266
Your exams are over, but you will fail every single one.

I wish for the perfect life.

ikoma

  • March 2012
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« March 04, 2012, 08:39:22 PM » #1273
Your life is what you percieve to be perfect if you like being locked in a foam room listening to justin bieber on loop.
I wish to pass my college courses
GIANT SIGNATURE TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION AND ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

Willdy

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« March 04, 2012, 09:11:25 PM » #1274
You pass your college courses and then learn they are useless qualifications and you have to restart.

I wish for the ability to sleep at night without having to lay in bed for several hours.

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