Topic: King of the Hill. (Read 25855 times)

Willdy · « February 05, 2012, 01:41:49 AM » #625

So, you want to be the king of the hill. This means you need to get rid of the current king. The current king will be the person who took it before you!

Player 1: King of the hill! I made the hill!
Player 2: Using my team of specialist monkeys, I took over the hill.
Player 3: I shot Player 2 with a blaster and now he has gone!

And so on..

Im god, I made the hill. That makes me the king

Jequito · « February 05, 2012, 03:59:42 AM » #653

But i am smarter than you and tricked you into giving me the hill.

Pridit · « February 05, 2012, 04:10:36 AM » #657

I managed to claim the hill by using advanced math equations which forced you into giving me the hill through logic.

Willdy · « February 05, 2012, 11:24:29 AM » #678

I coated the hill in ice which caused you to fall down and die!

Jequito · « February 05, 2012, 11:56:56 AM » #693

To bad the ice was sticky so you got stuck there and starved

nonSENSE · « February 05, 2012, 10:42:23 PM » #721

You never actually said you climbed the hill after he starved to death, so I'll just take over as king. Good day!

Willdy · « February 06, 2012, 12:52:35 AM » #728

I try and negotiate with senseNON to allow us to share the hill. Upon having my request denied he decided to kill me, being the rather 'large' person I am, I exploded and blew him far, far, far, far, FAR away. The hill is now owned by my internal organs.

Stebbzor · « February 06, 2012, 01:39:26 AM » #739

I program a robot that can do anything and I have made sure it can only follow my commands, I tell the robot to burn your internal organs and I climb up to the top of the hill then command the robot to build a shield made out of metal that has the tensile strength of 500,000 psi.

Pridit · « February 07, 2012, 04:13:27 PM » #792

I sabotage the robot by frying it's internal circuit board through advanced wireless technology, the shield comes down because it can no longer be supported. To your dismay you realize the shield is being breached and so flee for your own safety whilst I claim the hill.

SniperDuck · « February 07, 2012, 08:05:40 PM » #798

I dug the hill out from under you and put it under me. I am now the King of the Hill.

nonSENSE · « February 14, 2012, 06:24:26 PM » #868

A demonic box hits you in the head. That's right, you were busy playing Smash so I conquered the hill. LONG LIVE THE KING.

Willdy · « February 29, 2012, 01:47:19 PM » #1123

I walked up the hill and couldn't see you there, so my hill?

nonSENSE · « March 04, 2012, 01:50:12 PM » #1256

I was hiding behind the hill, waiting for you to arrive. I stab you in the neck with a sharp pencil. MY HILL.

Jequito · « March 05, 2012, 12:15:48 PM » #1320

A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up. Then i jump off my dragon onto the hill.

Willdy · « March 15, 2012, 08:44:59 AM » #1740

Your on holiday and therefore away from your hill. I take of advantage of knowign information and move forward to take the land.

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