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Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 04, 2013, 09:57:02 PM » #10360
Willdy does love you! However, you're caught sending him nudes and all means of communication are removed from you, before you could find out where he lived.
Thus you're destined to never live a happy life together.

I wish for a pony.
x1

Matsuka

  • August 2013
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« November 05, 2013, 05:28:35 PM » #10364
I wish for a pony.

You recieve a pony, but it grows to be the size of your house and proceeds to go on a horrible pony rampage killing all the children in the neighborhood.

I wish I could run at speeds up to 300 miles per hour.
Woooooooooooooooo.

Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 06, 2013, 07:44:09 PM » #10369
Yaaay! I love rampaging poneis!!!

You can run at 300mph, however, you lose the ability to walk and run at lower speeds, you're just as delicate, and your perception stays the same.

I wish I was little bit taller,

Matsuka

  • August 2013
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« November 08, 2013, 01:33:00 AM » #10375
I wish I was little bit taller,

You are a little bit taller. However, a little bit to me means 1micrometer. This is too small to be noticed by anyone.
(This isn't that much of a tragedy Lol)

I wish I could make any person in the world happy just by thinking about it.
Woooooooooooooooo.

Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 13, 2013, 06:37:20 AM » #10442
You can make anybody in the world happy just by thinking about it, however, you're never able to feel happiness yourself, and even your bad thoughts will be projected into real life.

I wish I was a baller.

masterkev

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  • January 2013
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« November 13, 2013, 07:28:41 PM » #10443
(Jumping in on this band-wagon... o,o)

Granted, You are baller, but you can't fly high, you lie, unnoticed; With no foreign rides, outside, you're hopeless.
I wish I was Nonexistent.

BmanAFC

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  • July 2013
  • 15 Posts
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« November 14, 2013, 02:51:34 AM » #10449
You are nonexistant, to everybody but yourself so you know that you exist, so therefore your forever stuck there with only you knowing that you exist

I wish I had a job!

Lazyronda

  • December 2012
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« November 15, 2013, 01:52:01 AM » #10453
You get a job, but the job is to clean up elephant shit at in a unknown area in Africa having little food, water or communication with other human beings.

I wish I had the community Snep bek.
x1

Matsuka

  • August 2013
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« November 15, 2013, 05:38:58 PM » #10455
I wish I had the community Snep bek.

You receive a community Snep bek but only right as the server changes. When you rejoin, you find that your item was swallowed by the moronyard abyss and is no longer in your inventory.

I wish I was in Colorado.

Woooooooooooooooo.

Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 15, 2013, 06:38:58 PM » #10458
You're in Colorado, but only because a druglord and his cronies have kidnapped you and are planning on murdering you unless your family pays a $100m bounty.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

max

  • May 2012
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« November 16, 2013, 08:55:25 AM » #10462
You're in Colorado, but only because a druglord and his cronies have kidnapped you and are planning on murdering you unless your family pays a $100m bounty.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
You get your rabbit with a bat, your rabbit takes your hat and robes you with the bat
I wish for Ninja's Inventory

Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 16, 2013, 02:07:52 PM » #10466
You receive Ninja's inventory, but he made sure to place everything but a couple of Wooden Fragment (D)'s in his bank. :)

I wish for a 64' impala.

BmanAFC

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  • July 2013
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« November 16, 2013, 09:49:48 PM » #10472
You get a 64' impala but within 10 minutes of having it the head gasket blows, so you leave it by the side of the road only to come back and find that it has been inhabited by 5 homeless men

I wish to sell my timely aura

max

  • May 2012
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« November 17, 2013, 01:05:33 AM » #10476
You get a 64' impala but within 10 minutes of having it the head gasket blows, so you leave it by the side of the road only to come back and find that it has been inhabited by 5 homeless men

I wish to sell my timely aura
You sell you aura for 60mil but it glitches and you loose 60mil,but person gets aura
I wish for sorting items to work

Waabbit

  • April 2013
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« November 18, 2013, 12:29:36 AM » #10486
Sorting items works but it uses a new algorithm that mushes all of your items into a single one, which is untradeable and unequipable.

I wish for a pair of hot european chicks... :3

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