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7337
Clank01
November 2012
36 Posts
« February 10, 2013, 07:53:51 PM »
#7337
The letters after your name are C, o, c and k
I wish for 10 gold bars
This message will now self destruct when it feels like it.
7558
Party Messiah
May 2012
293 Posts
« March 03, 2013, 09:47:12 PM »
#7558
They're all held in bank accounts that you cannot access.
I wish for a docile pet alligator.
Party Messiah: What kind of Pokemon are you?
Knave: A lesbian.
Party Messiah: A lesbian is not a Pokemon.
7705
Clank01
November 2012
36 Posts
« March 16, 2013, 10:37:01 AM »
#7705
Your pet alligator looks like SCP-682 (
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682
)
I wish for the lobby and dodgeball servers to open up.
x
1
x
1
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7708
Capa_Carnage
November 2012
43 Posts
« March 16, 2013, 04:56:14 PM »
#7708
The lobby and dodgeball servers are open, but all your items have been replaced by rare crafting catalysts with sunbeam effect that can't be traded or used in crafting.
I wish I had a new bass amplifier.
lolwut
7717
Party Messiah
May 2012
293 Posts
« March 17, 2013, 04:57:54 PM »
#7717
Your bass amplifier turns all your music into 200 decible "quacks".
I wish my cat was a friendly dinosaur in a tophat.
Party Messiah: What kind of Pokemon are you?
Knave: A lesbian.
Party Messiah: A lesbian is not a Pokemon.
7988
Willdy
September 2011
2276 Posts
« April 23, 2013, 11:59:43 AM »
#7988
Your cat is a friendly dinosaur in a tophat but it got forever stuck in the cat flap.
I wish to go home.
7997
Capa_Carnage
November 2012
43 Posts
« April 23, 2013, 05:17:19 PM »
#7997
You make it home, only to find pics of nonSENSE posing nude pinned up all over your house.
I want a new pair of headphones.
x
2
lolwut
8136
Clank01
November 2012
36 Posts
« May 03, 2013, 07:48:46 AM »
#8136
Your headphones break your ears when you put them on, as they emit extremely loud constant noise.
I wish for viruses to never exist.
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8137
Waabbit
April 2013
147 Posts
« May 03, 2013, 08:40:51 AM »
#8137
Viruses no longer exist, this causes a previously ignored strain of bacteria in your body to multiply rapidly, as the phages suppressing it cease to exist. You end up dying from bacterial infection.
I wish for world
peace.
domination.
8146
Party Messiah
May 2012
293 Posts
« May 03, 2013, 05:40:43 PM »
#8146
The world is dominated by a nice elderly couple who decide to leave everything as it is.
I wish for infinity wishes.
Party Messiah: What kind of Pokemon are you?
Knave: A lesbian.
Party Messiah: A lesbian is not a Pokemon.
8150
Waabbit
April 2013
147 Posts
« May 03, 2013, 09:20:48 PM »
#8150
You get your infinity wishes, however you can only make a wish by saying it out loud and your vocal cords have disappeared, leaving you wondering the streets helplessly trying to explain to people what's wrong. You're swiftly taken away from society by some lovely kind men in white laboratory coats.
I wish for more alcohol plxs.
8250
Clank01
November 2012
36 Posts
« May 18, 2013, 12:19:38 PM »
#8250
You get 100% alcohol, which is poison.
I wish to be able to control any machine, not go crazy with power and be able to go into machines such as computers and play games.
This message will now self destruct when it feels like it.
9109
Party Messiah
May 2012
293 Posts
« August 03, 2013, 01:40:26 PM »
#9109
The instant you go inside the first computer a universal life-glitch happens, as you control the thing you are within with your mind, which is a subset of what you control.
Forever trapped in this vortex of inception, you become unable to leave the first game you ever entered - a 2 year-old's Hannah Montana game.
I wish I had a love potion.
Party Messiah: What kind of Pokemon are you?
Knave: A lesbian.
Party Messiah: A lesbian is not a Pokemon.
10120
Matsuka
August 2013
76 Posts
« October 07, 2013, 05:26:44 AM »
#10120
You have a love potion, but you are forced to use it on this man:
http://blog.getfastyoutubeviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Ugly-Man-on-YouTube.jpg
I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.
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Woooooooooooooooo.
10357
Party Messiah
May 2012
293 Posts
« November 04, 2013, 06:25:22 PM »
#10357
You can teleport anywhere! But you don't understand how to do it, and so you actually never teleport anywhere.
I wish Willdy loved me.
Party Messiah: What kind of Pokemon are you?
Knave: A lesbian.
Party Messiah: A lesbian is not a Pokemon.
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