King of the Hill.

[Party Messiah]

I ask your clone why you're in charge, and he responds by fighting you for his freedom.
While you're busy fighting, I shout "Stop hitting yourself!" and claim the hill.

[redead]

Then while you are distracted the earth explodes and the part of the earth the hill was on goes flying through space, as i was holding on to a cliff i saw everyone flying of the hill from the extreme force, watching theme explode from being outer space. When it collided with another planet i found out it was earth and we were never on earth in the first place. I then make a country on the hill and create a military. I have a coast guard, an army, and marines. We build a solid steel wall around the hill mounted with 30.cal heavy machine guns with 250rd. magazines with elite robotic marines that don't need sleep, or to eat. The only thing they do is sit on the turrets. They a trained to spot people, and equipped with heart beat sensors and motion sensors. with 3 1/2 inch think Kevlar, and stainless steel suits on them. They have no weak point, and they don't lose vision as they have back up sensors inside of them that can look threw there body. They are created with platinum to ensure damage is at a minimum. I then create a dome over the hill with anti-air turrets that are armed with 10 missiles separated into 2 box chambers. They will also be guarded by 50cal. turret armed on the sides of them that have heat, motion, brain activity, and heart beat sensors. We also blocked off the ground with a rubber substance that is infused with osmium to ensure nothing comes through the bottom and no one gets electrocuted. We have 4 nuclear power plants running all of the electricity, and we have invented foods that when planted into the dirt we harvested from the ground before we blocked it all off will grow in 3 days and gives off over 3 more seeds. The air inside the facility does not need to come from the outside because the  plants and the rubber infused with osmium give off the exact air we breathe, so poison gas would not work. Yes, there is an entrance to the hill, but it is threw one of the anti-air turrets. You will first need a 1st priority access card to get through the first gate, and don't think about sneaking in behind someone, stealing their card. There is a sensor inside the door that watches whenever someone comes threw, and then will close immediately after he comes threw. Anyone in the way of that 2 ton, 1 inch diamond plated solid steel door will be crushed with extreme force. Now if you try to kill a man to have another thing coming, the card is directly connected to your brain, heart, liver, and kidney. If all of those stop working then it will spontaneously combust into a deathly explosion, incinerating everything within (including it's self) 50 meters. Yeah, it is inside the the person if you were wondering, it's only called a card because that sounds cool. Don't think about poisoning the person before they walk in either. The card instantly detects the poison releasing a hormone that will shut down the body's function and then will suck the poison towards it then storing the poison inside of it until the person reaches a doctor for removal of poison. Ripping out the card is also bad, if it is not connected to a certified human it shut down all it's powers, and be rendered useless. To be certified, you must come meet me at my house on the top of the hill and I have a machine that will send a signal to a card inside of the person allowing use of the card. (I am currently the only certified person, and i have never left the hill.) Missiles and bombs, or  planet explosions will not work neither. Missiles are locked onto from 10,482.93 miles away from my anti-air turrets, and they will be exploded if in use, so your nuke bullshit will not work. If the planet explodes my hill will just fly through space like it's an asteroid, and if it crashes into something it will hold it's self. I am sitting in my chair made out of ruby, emerald and gold with my platinum-190 crown on. Give me your best shot.
 

[Blackgeox]

While your hill fly'd trough space, universum and more, i digged my self in the hill and found an ore, i may dig my self out, kick you from the hill while it flys trough garden, spaces and more, i put my flag on the hill and now i may claim this hill for loose or more victory!

[redead]

While your hill fly'd trough space, universum and more, i digged my self in the hill and found an ore, i may dig my self out, kick you from the hill while it flys trough garden, spaces and more, i put my flag on the hill and now i may claim this hill for loose or more victory!

Apparently you didn't read the whole thing mister. You can't dig in as i covered the bottom, and the city wasn't flying threw space, i was just saying if it was it wouldn't matter. Please read the post before trying to win.

So since you didn't take the time to read the whole thing, and come up with something that could get into my hill, i am still king. All hail king ReDeaD!

[Blackgeox]

After 8 months King Redead was on he hill, placed on the earth, it begins to rumble, a bunch of holes come out, eating the flesh of the hell, the walls and the coast guards. Nobody could stop mother nature. As 600 space ships armed with AR2 Turrets 10/10 power grade shooting on earth, it explodes. Just the hill with the armed mans stand on it, but the fyi on the walls were, they was made out of ice inside. After the big hot epxlosions came, the paint was leaving the ice and the ice smelted. The turrets began to follow the ice smelting. After that a big ice laser arrived the hill, re-freezing the water wich used to be the fake ice blocks for the wall.. The soldiers was trapped inside the re-frozen ice.  The mothership of the swarm takes the hill with a secret laser, beginning to drag it inside it. As the hill was isnide, General Blackgeox left his office, climbed up the generator and pushed soem buttons. Then the hill was in a body/ice destroyer box and so, boom all was destroyed than the hill. Then he opens the undestroyable iron box and climbs up the hill, putting his flag on the end.

[Party Messiah]

While Blackgeox was in a coma after a giant explosion (because he assumed that iron was indestructable), I climbed the hill and claimed it.

[redead]

While Blackgeox was in a coma after a giant explosion (because he assumed that iron was indestructable), I climbed the hill and claimed it.

Note he did say undestroyable.

Anyway, King ReDeaD was guarded by his thousands of servants form the explosion and was secretly inside the space ship alive. I walk up to General Blackgeox and rip his spinal cord out. I then live on the top of the hill in side of the alien ship without anyone knowing. I make a crown out of a mud and i am declared king!

[Party Messiah]

In an attempt to rid Blackgeox of the hill (unaware that you are now King), I sever the whole top of the hill and throw it into a lake. I then replace it with astroturf and life on top of the hill as the new king.

[Clank01]

The hill is still in a spaceship, so I EMP it, disabling it so it crashes down, killing everyone inside. I then use a special tech metal destroying laser to get rid of all the metal, and then I pull the flag out and place an antigravity forcefield on it so it is now floating in the air in a forcefield that fires lasers at anything moving outside it. The forcefield lets only oxygen through, and it teleports cows, pigs and other animals to cook into food.

COME AT ME BRUTHA!

[Clank01]

No-one is gonna attack? WHY WON'T ANYONE ATTACK ME?!

(OOC)

[redead]

Because you double post.

[Clank01]

It was meant to be OOC, but whatever

[Party Messiah]

While you live in your imaginary dreamworld with forcefields and shit I slap you in the face and kick you off the hill.

Now it's mine.

[Willdy]

Just like the time you spend on the forum, the time you spend guarding the hill is down to 'never'.

Willdy takes advantage of knowing that Party Messiah isn't guarding the hill and decides to move in.

*puts down a chair*

[Capa_Carnage]

I sneak my way stealthily up the hill, kick over your chair, teabag your face then proceed to roll you down the hill.

I place mines all over the hillside, I post myself at the top of my claimed hill with the FN FAL I brought and do a victory dance just for good measure.