Hats
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What a bad night to be cursed...
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I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Worst. Wizard. Ever.
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Ate the bunny scalp...
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| Wicked Grin
| Wizard Hat
| Wizard's Skull
| Wolfman
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Brainsucker Mark II
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Installing Death.exe...... DONE!
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Apply directly to the scalp!
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Grease not included.
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Wear it whenever you torrent the latest movie...
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You love your job so much you wear a pipe on your head.
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Definitely not stolen from the engine of a boat...
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Outlasting even the newest generations of hats.
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|Br4in$uck3r
|Grim Virus
|The Modest Brainwasher
|The Ol' Greaser
|Online Pirate
|Plumber's Pride
|The Propellor Beanie
|The Timeless Topper
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An upgrade from the original Tyrolean.
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